AV Hanafuda Club

Once again, coming to you direct from AV Hackers and Skanksnhoes (who brought us such classics like "Japanese Chicks Gagfucked With Kitchen Utensils" and your last girlfriend) we have the absolutely unplayable and completely unrewarding "AV Hanafuda Club".
Unfortunately I wasn't able to find an Atlanta bum to translate this for me, so I imagine that part of the reason this doesn't make any sense is because it's written in a language that closely resembles a paintbrush having an epiliptic fit. I can normally cope with this in much the same way that I cope with my wasted and useless life - by looking at porn. However, where the last AV game at least had a fuckable chick on the title screen, this one...weeeeeeelllllll....take a look:
Christ. I wouldn't fuck them with reese's dick.
Then, in a frightening rehashing of every date I went on in high school, in order to see these skanks naked, you're forced to play a completely incomprehensible game that you have no real chance of winning. But you play for awhile anyway, because hey, any tits are good tits, ya know?