A game-by-game diary of my attempt to play every Nintendo game. From 8-Eyes to Zombie Nation and everything in between. Even that strange Christian game where you convert people by hitting them with fruit. Just wait. You'll see.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Auto Upturn
I like puzzle games, I really do. I spent literally hours at a time on Tetris. Lolo, believe it or not, did suck quite some time off my day as well. There are very few puzzles that I don't like. This is one of them. Auto Upturn is one of those damnable little sliding puzzles. That's all it is, nothing more. Sure, it tries to make things better by adding some little cat that runs around, and if he gets cought by the dog you have to start all over again. I suppose you can consider this a good game, if your goal is to add a little bit more pain and suffering into the universe. Why stop there, though. How about if you just go ahead and start trying to slash my wrists via paper cut. Would you be happy then? The cat is kinda cute, though.
Location: Terminus (Where All Rail Service Ends, Brother), Georgia, United States
I'm 27, a self-made oil, rail and steel tycoon whose combined income makes Bill Gates cry like a little bitch. I look like Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, or Brad Pitt, depending on which chatroom I'm in. I have a 19" prehensile penis that I use to hold my coffee while I type. I know where Jimmy Hoffa lives, and I understand the language of cats. I help old ladies cross the street and translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees in my spare time. I sleep only one hour a night. I make ice cubes with the power of my mind. I can touch MC Hammer. I know every rivet in the Russian T-34 tank. I've advised Presidents, slept with movie stars, and can organize my sock drawer in less than 23 seconds.
And I still have time to do this blog.
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