Animal Attack Gakuen

Next on the list is reason #482 of "Why I Trust The Japanese About As Far As I Can Comfortably Spit A Sewer Rat" Animal Attack Gakuen is a wonderful example of how the Japanese take a wonderful concept - the hot chick in a schoolgirl uniform - and twist it into something completely off the deep end.
Brought to you by the wonderfully sick minds at Pony Canyon, the same group that brought us such classics as Mag Max and Lunar Pool. I've never heard of either of them, but I'm sure I'll have the misfortune of running across them eventually. I'm not going to check them out now, since I don't hate myself nearly as much as everyone else hates me.


This game is kind of like circus peanuts candy. For those who don't know, circus peanuts were created because of focus groups. They did a study and found out that people like bananas, and peanuts and the color orange. So they whipped together orange banana-flavored marshmallows and shaped them like peanuts. The public went, "Holy fuck that's a sick idea." But they're still around, so what do I know. Anyway, back to my point. This game takes several popular Japanese fetishes and kind of throws them all in a blender. You have: Flying Schoolgirls in Short Fluttering Skirts!
Killer Flying Kangaroos:
And my personal favorite - Gun Toting Koala:
You know, this have inspired me. I'm going to develop my own game involving some of my favourite things. You'll play Random Wenie Goth Kid who can breathe fire. You have to go face to face with Senator Joseph McCarthy's head as he spits lethal cartoon skunks at you. This all happens on the moon. Also, there are Daleks. It'll look an awful lot like this:
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.