A game-by-game diary of my attempt to play every Nintendo game. From 8-Eyes to Zombie Nation and everything in between. Even that strange Christian game where you convert people by hitting them with fruit. Just wait. You'll see.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Atomic Robo-Kid Demo
I'm quite familiar with wasting time. This project, for instance, is one of the most keenly honed absolute wastes of time that I have yet conceived, outranked only be the time I attempted to masturbate to The Sound Of Music. That outranks this as a total waste of time, but this is a close second. I now stand, however, in the presence of a waste of time that is so spectacular, so mind-numbingly wanton in its prodigal nature that I can simply pause in awe. This is the first of the demo roms. These aren't hacks, they aren't games, all they are is ... well... here, let me just show you.There. That's it. That's all it does. You know what, fuck this shit. I'm going to go find that copy of "The Sound of Music" again. Julie Andrews is no Gillian Anderson, by any means, but hey...I'd bang her. Oh, shit. Well, maybe the Mary Poppins image might not have been the best choice. How about......this one. This is more MILFy...I'm going to stop now before I convince my 2 readers that I really am disturbed and need to be put away for some serious, serious counseling.
Location: Terminus (Where All Rail Service Ends, Brother), Georgia, United States
I'm 27, a self-made oil, rail and steel tycoon whose combined income makes Bill Gates cry like a little bitch. I look like Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, or Brad Pitt, depending on which chatroom I'm in. I have a 19" prehensile penis that I use to hold my coffee while I type. I know where Jimmy Hoffa lives, and I understand the language of cats. I help old ladies cross the street and translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees in my spare time. I sleep only one hour a night. I make ice cubes with the power of my mind. I can touch MC Hammer. I know every rivet in the Russian T-34 tank. I've advised Presidents, slept with movie stars, and can organize my sock drawer in less than 23 seconds.
And I still have time to do this blog.
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