Alpha Mission

In the far, far future, the universe will be taken over by AOL speak. The complete spelling of words will be punishable by death. Words, phrases and entire sentences will be reduced to a few letters. Only the elite will be allowed to use grammar, and the secretive priesthood controls the laws of syntax. Alone against this threat to life, limb and good taste stands Sum Gie, a fearless rebel pilot who has hijacked the prototype fighter OMG WhtaBFG!!! and has decided that the line will be drawn here, and the insidious infection of AOL will be brought to a close. Fearless he fights, and dauntless he picks up little red thingies that are apparently powerups. His jaw is set, his eyes are open and his spellcheck is ready. He will fly like a leaf on the wind, and will only occasionally tax his air purifier with his mighty explosive flatulence. It's too bad that even the mighty Sum Gie can't fucking spell "shield".