Adventures of Lolo 1, 2 & 3

I like puzzle games. This entire blog to the contrary, I do actually enjoy using my brain from time to time, as opposed to this routine exposure to dangerous levels of insipid, mind-numbing banality.

The Lolo games are on the better side of the puzzle game genre, and I actually spent some time playing these as a kid. You run around pushing obstacles, running away from monsters, and occasionally getting the look of death from some ugly ass woman with really bad hair. I never realized that this game was excellent practice for the corporate world.
Sitting down to play it now, I never realized the fact that Lolo himself is a giant blue sperm:
who's girlfriend really DOES double as a bowling ball:
And no, I'm going to take the high road and not descend to any jokes involving girlfriends, bowling balls, blue sperm or any sort of low brow humor.

Ok, that lasted about 15 seconds. What most people don't know is that after Lolo's short-lived stint as a video game character, he had some trouble finding work. He thought he had a big break when the city of Atlanta Georgia contacted him to be their new mascot for the Olympic games.




After that tragedy, Lolo spiraled into a deep depression and heroin abuse and was last seen roaming the streets of Atlanta with a gang of homeless people. He smells really bad and tends to violently assault anyone who says "Izzy".