Adventures of Bass 2 (Mega Man 2 Hack)

Megaman. The Blue Bomber. In Japan they know that he's really wearing specialized blue thermal underwear but they love him just the same. He's been a constant part of Nintendo lore, as much as that weenie fuck Mario ever was. In fact, if I dig behind the fridge, I bet I can find the original Megaman 2 cartridge that I got when I was a kid. Yes, there's a very special place in my heart for Megaman. That place in my heart that enjoys dressing up all in blue tinfoil and running around shooting my co-workers with a pellet gun.

I honestly don't understand why they fired me for that. I swear, a 34 year old fat chick dresses up like Sailor Moon and geek boys sprout instant erections, but I dress up like Megaman and they call fucking security on me. Don't know what the world is coming to.

Anyway.

With that in mind, whenever I see "Megaman" and "hack" in the same game title, I start laying out the kitchen knives in preparation to lay a little punishment in defense of my favourite little blue man. Imagine my surprise (especially considering every other god damn, motherfucking, cocksucking, assmunching piece of amateur dogsqueeze hack done by some insipid, drooling pole smoking wannabe that I've forced myself to play so far) to find...a really good retranslation.
I don't know who this guy is, but I sincerely hope he's getting laid by several hardbodied blonde swimsuit models right now. From tweaked graphics to completely redesigned levels, I was very impressed.
Part of what actually took me so long since the last post was the fact that I was playing this game and enjoying it. Well that and I finally found my CD spindle of porn, so I've been a little...busy.

So in a rare change of form, I'm actually going to offer some praise to this game. No worries, though, next up is Bayou Billy. I'll just have to make fun of it a little extra.