A game-by-game diary of my attempt to play every Nintendo game. From 8-Eyes to Zombie Nation and everything in between. Even that strange Christian game where you convert people by hitting them with fruit. Just wait. You'll see.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Adventures in Vancouver, BC by RyanVG (Renegade Hack)
I'm not entirely sure why this hack or this game exist. It's possible that they exist only to torment me. It's possible that the designers and the hacker simply hated the world and felt that it was their duty to add a little meaningless pain and senseless banality. Unlike this blog, which is a bastion of sanity, discourse, and higher thinking. And gay jokes) I don't know. There's a gay joke in here somewhere, trying desperately to get out, but the 5 minutes I stared blankly at this piece of filth have quite successfully taken out my sense of humor for the moment.
Network_Failure, you do not seem to appreciate the fact that my ROM hack "Adventures in Vancouver, BC by RyanVG" is a text-only ROM hack. You should not look at the pictures for gay jokes. The gay jokes are messages that you receive when you either lose the game, run out of time, beat a level, or lose a life.
Location: Terminus (Where All Rail Service Ends, Brother), Georgia, United States
I'm 27, a self-made oil, rail and steel tycoon whose combined income makes Bill Gates cry like a little bitch. I look like Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, or Brad Pitt, depending on which chatroom I'm in. I have a 19" prehensile penis that I use to hold my coffee while I type. I know where Jimmy Hoffa lives, and I understand the language of cats. I help old ladies cross the street and translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees in my spare time. I sleep only one hour a night. I make ice cubes with the power of my mind. I can touch MC Hammer. I know every rivet in the Russian T-34 tank. I've advised Presidents, slept with movie stars, and can organize my sock drawer in less than 23 seconds.
And I still have time to do this blog.
2 Comments:
Network_Failure, you do not seem to appreciate the fact that my ROM hack "Adventures in Vancouver, BC by RyanVG" is a text-only ROM hack. You should not look at the pictures for gay jokes. The gay jokes are messages that you receive when you either lose the game, run out of time, beat a level, or lose a life.
maybe it's just me, but gay jokes should not be the focus of a rom hack.
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