After Burner I / II

Fans of the Afterburner games will fondly remember pumping quarter after quarter into this incredibly cool arcade game that had a cockpit style seating system, and that rolled and pitched with the game. I was fucking awesome and I probably spent more of my parents money playing this than some people do buying yachts. The Nintendo version, is, however, something of a disappointment. In an effort to replicate the experience, I spent awhile rocking back and forth in my chair and making explosion noises. Anybody know how to convince a fiancee not to throw you out of the house?