A game-by-game diary of my attempt to play every Nintendo game. From 8-Eyes to Zombie Nation and everything in between. Even that strange Christian game where you convert people by hitting them with fruit. Just wait. You'll see.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Afro Man (Mega Man 3 Hack)
I have to admit, playing this particular hack was a spiritual experience. I mean, as if giving Megaman an afro and shade wasn't cool enough, this game literally transcended religious borders.After about 10 minutes of playing this, I started to get really sleepy, and must have dozed off.In this vision (it was too real to be a dream) I met God. He handed me a chainsaw and said, "Find the maker of this game - the person who has so soiled Megaman just as he soils his own pants at dinner. Find him, and grace his testicles with this Chainsaw of Natural Selection. Once he joins me here, my son, then I'm gonna have the rest of eternity to fuck him up."Will do, God. For once we agree on something.
Location: Terminus (Where All Rail Service Ends, Brother), Georgia, United States
I'm 27, a self-made oil, rail and steel tycoon whose combined income makes Bill Gates cry like a little bitch. I look like Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, or Brad Pitt, depending on which chatroom I'm in. I have a 19" prehensile penis that I use to hold my coffee while I type. I know where Jimmy Hoffa lives, and I understand the language of cats. I help old ladies cross the street and translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees in my spare time. I sleep only one hour a night. I make ice cubes with the power of my mind. I can touch MC Hammer. I know every rivet in the Russian T-34 tank. I've advised Presidents, slept with movie stars, and can organize my sock drawer in less than 23 seconds.
And I still have time to do this blog.
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