Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Tonight, due to illness, Sum Gie will be playing the part of Tom Sawyer in the most useless, god-awful adaptation of Mark Twain's classic story. In other news, later this year SETA USA, the publishers of this piece of bovine filth, will be digging up Samuel Clemens' skeleton and sodomising it to the rocking tunes of the BeeGees. They will be joined by other brilliant literary adaptations in performance art. Tolstoy will get buttsexed by Sega, and game making giant Acclaim will be joining the entire eastern seaboard in gagfucking the great-great-grandneice of Jules Vern.