Balloon Mario (Balloon Fight hack)

Welp, looks like I spoke far, far too soon. Like some kind of malevolent interdimentional Waldo, the plumber invades another game. That's right. Somebody, somewhere, had enough time of their hands to inject Mario into Balloon Fight.
After all, why not? No reason to be mildly inventive and stick Link or DigDug, or even a block of random pixels into it. No. It's got to be fucking Mario.