Bald Mario
Um. Yea. That's all there is to this one. I'm starting to have to look twice to tell if that mushroom is a mushroom or a penis. These hacks are starting to get to me.
posted by network_failure at 12:53 PM
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Um. Yea. That's all there is to this one. I'm starting to have to look twice to tell if that mushroom is a mushroom or a penis. These hacks are starting to get to me.
About Me
- Name: network_failure
- Location: Terminus (Where All Rail Service Ends, Brother), Georgia, United States
I'm 27, a self-made oil, rail and steel tycoon whose combined income makes Bill Gates cry like a little bitch. I look like Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, or Brad Pitt, depending on which chatroom I'm in. I have a 19" prehensile penis that I use to hold my coffee while I type. I know where Jimmy Hoffa lives, and I understand the language of cats. I help old ladies cross the street and translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees in my spare time. I sleep only one hour a night. I make ice cubes with the power of my mind. I can touch MC Hammer. I know every rivet in the Russian T-34 tank. I've advised Presidents, slept with movie stars, and can organize my sock drawer in less than 23 seconds. And I still have time to do this blog.
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- Bad Street Brawler
- You never call anymore
- Bad News Baseball
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