You never call anymore

I know, I know, updates have been few lately. Part of it's the new job. Lots to learn, but I'm breaking the grand a paycheck mark on a regular basis now, and doing it how? I'll tell you how, since you asked, and I know you did. I help make sure people can watch porn when they want to. You don't get that sense of job satisfaction doing those other things like raising money for blind children or something. I help to ensure that the constant stream of pornography pouring into homes across America remains uninterrupted. It's kind of like being a priest, only better paid and no alter boys. Another thing keeping me from updates is a deep and sincere unwillingness to go back and play the game that's next on deck, "Bad Street Brawler". It's ... Challenging. Not challenging as in the game itself is difficult, but challenging like working up enough complete and total disregard for your own health and safety to go in and fuck Paris Hilton without a condom on is challenging.

The biggest reason, though, is simple. I've reacquainted myself with my deep and longstanding addiction to nethack.

I'll be back soon.