Bakuchu Mondai (Mickey Mousecapade Hack)

This review shall be
done entirely in haiku.
Why not? It's my blog.

Bakuchu Mondai
Freaky Japanese mice men
Twisting Asian kids.

Why do they smile so?
My bowels curdle at the sight.
What drugs are they on?


Some insane hacker
hates Mario like I do.
Sent these nuts to kill.
Forget Survivor.
This is a good plot to have.
Stab Mario dead.
Face of a killer.
Digital Charlie Manson.
Never trust a mouse.

Fighting Mario
Koopas and turtles and bugs.
Death to the plumber!
Jellyfish take flight
Like gooey, slimy mousetraps.
Our heros can't swim
Their nemesis stands
His moustache dripping with blood
Murder in his eyes

Will the plumber die?
His plumbers-crack rule to end?
Smells like New York crap.
I've come to the end
Of yet another game's pain.
Vodka cures all ills.

Drinking shall commence
Tired of counting syllables.
It's time for a nap.