A game-by-game diary of my attempt to play every Nintendo game. From 8-Eyes to Zombie Nation and everything in between. Even that strange Christian game where you convert people by hitting them with fruit. Just wait. You'll see.
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Angry Marionao (SMB1 Hack)
Here I was, enjoying my addled reminisces of the 80's, American Gladiators and hair bands when I look at the next game on deck and all of a sudden, once again, I've been mugged on memory lane. That's right. Yet another SMB1 hack.This one is a pretty comprehensive hack, the levels have been completely changed. Most of the characters are the same, including the constipated turtle.I actually played this one for a little longer than I intended to. Not because I was getting any actual enjoyment out of it, but because I wanted to see if there were any scenes of a constipated Mario too. Or maybe a scene where he contracts ebola and his insides turn to liquid shit. Alas, no. Just more of the same, just a bunch of really strange levelsWon't someone do a "Mario Gets Ebola" hack? Please? Anyone?
Location: Terminus (Where All Rail Service Ends, Brother), Georgia, United States
I'm 27, a self-made oil, rail and steel tycoon whose combined income makes Bill Gates cry like a little bitch. I look like Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, or Brad Pitt, depending on which chatroom I'm in. I have a 19" prehensile penis that I use to hold my coffee while I type. I know where Jimmy Hoffa lives, and I understand the language of cats. I help old ladies cross the street and translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees in my spare time. I sleep only one hour a night. I make ice cubes with the power of my mind. I can touch MC Hammer. I know every rivet in the Russian T-34 tank. I've advised Presidents, slept with movie stars, and can organize my sock drawer in less than 23 seconds.
And I still have time to do this blog.
1 Comments:
This is nuts man. Im only on level 1-2. Anyidea as to how many levels tthis has?
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