As Tartarugas Ninja

Ahhh, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Such a high point of my younger days. Days when I never blinked an eye at the thought of a quartet of man-sized turtles living in the sewers. Who were ninjas. Who ate pizza. Nope, never so much as batted an eyelash. From what I remember there were kids who had to be fished out of the sewer because they went looking for these guys. This hack simply seeks to bring a similar joy of fishing kids out of the sewer to the spanish speaking community. Cowabunga and watch out for the sewer rats, amigo.