Arctic Tennis (Tennis Hack)

Here I thought I was going to be able to get away from these awful hacks for awhile. Looking at the list of games that are on deck, I see that I was sadly mistaken. Next up, Arctic Tennis. This stunning hack involves sprinkling white shit all around. And changing the location sign to Juneau, AK. I'm so viciously impressed I think I may have just sprouted a six-foot erection. Or maybe it's the fact that Tennis leads me inexorably to Anna Kournikova. I'm .... ummmm .... I'm gonna go spend some private time for a bit....