A game-by-game diary of my attempt to play every Nintendo game. From 8-Eyes to Zombie Nation and everything in between. Even that strange Christian game where you convert people by hitting them with fruit. Just wait. You'll see.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Anticipation
Dear sweet Buddha on toast, I hadn't thought it was possible to get worse than video games inspired by movies. I was wrong. There are videogames inspired by board games.Wow. Just...wow. I only spent about 10 minutes on this and I think I'm now bleeding from the ears.You ... uh ... roll some dice and move your ... shoes ... *ahem* around a board.Then the computer plays connect the dots and you have to write in what it is.Yeah. I'm bleeding from the ears. It's either the game or the hammer I've been hitting myself in the head with in order to avoid going into an "anticipation-induced" coma.
Location: Terminus (Where All Rail Service Ends, Brother), Georgia, United States
I'm 27, a self-made oil, rail and steel tycoon whose combined income makes Bill Gates cry like a little bitch. I look like Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, or Brad Pitt, depending on which chatroom I'm in. I have a 19" prehensile penis that I use to hold my coffee while I type. I know where Jimmy Hoffa lives, and I understand the language of cats. I help old ladies cross the street and translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees in my spare time. I sleep only one hour a night. I make ice cubes with the power of my mind. I can touch MC Hammer. I know every rivet in the Russian T-34 tank. I've advised Presidents, slept with movie stars, and can organize my sock drawer in less than 23 seconds.
And I still have time to do this blog.
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