Anti-Hippy Dr. Mario (Dr. Mario Hack)

Anti-Hippy Dr. Mario. You know, I'd be willing to bet that the hacker, much like me, really does think that he's a pretty funny guy. Just like me, he's put forth no small effort to make something that will amuse someone else and has failed. Miserably. Unlike me, however, this hacker does not possess massive, perfect genetalia that inspire awe and respect in no less than 14 civilized nations. That's right, ladies. My sense of humor may be failing me pitifully, but my semen outranks the average man in 14 out of 15 taste tests.