Akuma Bros (SMB1 Hack)

I've been trying to figure out why exactly so many people have done hacks of SMB1. I take it as evidence that people with massive head trauma and several cranial injury can, in fact, hack an 8-bit Nintendo game. Now I'm not a completely childish person, even though I really am, but I'd just like to point out that I hate Mario. And Luigi, although if I ever met them I wouldn't be as inclined to stab someone in the groin with a rusty nail if it was just Luigi. Link from Zelda kicks their ass. Link could kick their ass with both hands tied behind his back, while naked and gagfucking both Princess Mushroom AND Zelda. I also hate this hack. I'd like to caution my readers that playing this hack may cause severe urges to slam your head against the corner of your desk. I know it does me. Thank goodness it's over in 12.35 seconds flat, and it's only really one game screen long. Admittedly, that's longer than it takes Brat Pitt to blow a load with Angelina Jolie, but it's still mercifully brief. And it doesn't help that I don't have an ounce of vodka in the house. Fuck.