Akka-Pong (Arkanoid hack)

Arkanoid was a rip-off of Super Breakout. You have a paddle at the bottom of the screen and you bounce a ball and break blocks. That one was a rip off of one of the originals - Pong. Here we have Akka-Pong: An unholy marriage of the paddle from Pong, magnificently unimpressive in it's big white blockiness, and all the nice little coloured blocks that you have to send to coloured block hell. It's kinda like how Iraq is like Vietnam. Except terrorists haven't learned the secret of the little coloured blocks. If they were to play this game long enough, they'd forget about the 42 virgins. They would also rip off their own genitals in acknowledgement of exactly how much this hack sucks monkey balls.