Friday, November 25, 2005

Aces: Iron Eagle III

It's about time I had a flying game. Well, at least one that didn't involve a flying head with a giant penis stuck to it's front. And so we have "Aces: Iron Eagle III" I'm not entirely sure what happened to the first two, and quite frankly I'm too fucking lazy to find out. Plus I don't care.
Quite predictably, this game involves flying around and shooting other planes. Good solid concept. I guess. I'd much rather be downloading porn, however. Did you know that something like 80% of the people who get broadband admit to doing to in order to get more porn? It's true. There was a guy I knew about who stole his wife's credit cards to buy porn. I have to say, he's just a polesmoking idiot. That's all there is to it. There's just so much free porn out there. It's like a big free buffet of naked women.

Um...anyway. Back to the game.
After about 5 minutes of this garbage I gave up and started ramming my plane into the ground. Sea. Whatever. The most entertaining part of this was when I finally killed the plane.

I'm going to go download tits now.

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