100 Man $ Kid Maboroshi no Teiou Hen

100 Man $ Kid Maboroshi no Teiou Hen. I wasn't sure what to expect from the title. Looks like it could translate to "Introducing Your 8 Year Old to the Concept of White Slavery!" or something like that. I was mistaken, however. The correct translation is "Teaching your child to gamble in 8 steps or less!"

Apparently gambling games were fairly popular with the Japanese. This makes sense, as there is also a popular Japanese game involving jamming a robotic finger into a robotic ass. There are days that I'm very glad that they can't have an army.


AH HA!!! STRANGE MAN WITH BLUE HAIR DOES SOME STUFF!!! FOR FREE!!
um... yea. Does he look gay to anyone else? As far as I can tell, the storyline somehow involves Mr. Big Blue Gay Hair running around the world and playing at various casinos. And pole smoking.


It was only 5 minutes into it that I was treated to a picture of Wolverine's heroin addicted, crack smoking half-brother.
He beat me at blackjack. I'm starting to think that there's enough vodka in Russia to get all the way through this.